‘If I have to be the keeper of an elephant with you for a day’

Janelle and I are planning our upcoming trip to Cambodia. Our conversations, flipping through the Lonely Planet guidebook, are going like this:

-Ooo, we could be bear keepers for a day!
-I wonder if I’d like to be the keeper of a bear. For a day.
-What else can I be the keeper of? I want to be the keeper of the elephant.
-There’s a silk worm farm, we could take a tour…
-Can I be a keeper of the silk worms?
-Ooo, we could go to this hotel called the Golden Banana. It’s gay-friendly.
-There’s massage by blind people… but we’re supposed to look out for imitators.
-Do the imitators pretend to be blind or pretend to know how to massage?
-We have to get foot massages.
-No way is someone touching my feet.
-If I have to be the keeper of an elephant with you for a day, you will get a foot massage with me.

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