Procrastiworry: Better than the Slap Chop

*polite applause*

Hello, friends. Here’s a new self-help tactic designed to combine your WORST personality traits into one GREAT trait. You know how sometimes you put things off, till the LAST MINUTE?

*all nod, murmur*

You know how sometimes you worry about things, endlessly, for NO REASON?

*all nod, murmur*

Now: What if you could do BOTH of those things AT THE SAME TIME?

*all look confused, murmur*

That’s right. It’s called PROCRASTIWORRY. By combining your two WORST traits, you can PUT OFF WORRYING. That’s right, just put worrying on the to-do list and keep it there. But don’t do it.

*applause, joyous, joyous, applause*

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