This weekend was camping with Oriana, her beau and K — scheduled, but planned as much as you plan a peanut-butter sandwich. In a good way.
-Campfires need dry wood, medium-sized sticks, and lighter fluid. You can ask your techno-blasting neighbors for lighter fluid.
-Got coffee cups? You got wine cups.
-Waking up to the lake and a morning fire is the world’s most relaxing prescription.
-The hot dog buns were probably not kidnapped. But the techno-neighbors are suspects.
-Who needs to pack clothes when you can just wear the same thing twice: encore outfit!
-Camping is a legitimate excuse to eat Hershey bars for breakfast. Graham crackers and marshmallows optional.