Dear lord it is late or early

It’s amazing what the human mind can think of at 3:25 a.m. when it’s a million degrees and all of your things are in boxes and bags and the person you love is sleeping next to you, fitfully, like they’re trying to both sleep and simultaneously show some form of annoyance at every move or sound you make. So it’s like a chain reaction:

hot…humid…cricket–fan-barely-penetrating-heat-LINDSAYmutters-KEVINmutters

KEVINturns.diagonal.takes.up.entire.bed.LINDSAYsighsKEVINsighs

LINDSAYsnifflesKEVINputs.hands.to.ears

Finally I just got up and am now contemplating a murder-suicide combo platter to round out the evening buying a damn air conditioner.

5 thoughts on “Dear lord it is late or early

  1. I’ve been there too, only my husband does this in the early am…around 6:30 or so. I’ve actually kicked him out of bed a time or two and made him go sleep on the futon in the living room because he was driving me crazy with his leg-kicking and tossing around every 2 seconds. Methinks I’m an evil wife sometimes ๐Ÿ™‚

    ~Kim

  2. BGN and I sometimes have similar not-sleeping-well-simultaneous-tossing-turning nights. Plus sweating. How does K take up the whole bed? That thing is HUGE!

  3. our hand-me-down window air conditioner is quite possibly the best appliance in our house. ever.

    and i have so been there.

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