Hey Self-Defeater

If you: wear a rubberband around your wrist sometimes

In order to: snap it when you get too anxious and then say something calming about how this is all outside your control but you will get through it

But then: you can’t find a rubberband one morning and frantically tear through the office to find one that’s just the perfect circumference and thickness

You may: be missing the point.

If you: get all jazzed about living simply, being a minimalist

In order to: de-clutter your mind and spirit, send a calming breeze through your addled heart

But then: you spend hours on the interweb analyzing this (interesting!) list of 100 Simple Living Web Sites and not doing the very tasks which would actually calm your mind, Madame Procrastinatrix

You may: be missing the point.

Source: Brief scientific analysis of my behavior this morning

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