Follow me on this one. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. They’ve been around a while. So the Field Museum tells me. They’ve been around much longer than people. So… they’re probably less dumb and more incredible than humans (except ornithologists) normally give them credit for. For example, they can fly. Also, they don’t have to use some wordy, clunky language to communicate. Also, they follow the magnetic signals of the earth or whatever and can navigate all over the place, whereas humans need their fancy GPS locators. I mean, sure they never developed computers, but they keep it simple — making a nest out of sticks, for example, whereas people try to make their houses out of incredibly time-intensive materials. And we, stupid humans, are making them tweet really loudly over our lame-o attempts to transport our earthbound-selves.