I can drink approximately half a small cup of coffee every five hours. More than that, and my heart starts to race, I become easily startled, and I imagine that my pupils dilate like I’m about to turn into Teen Wolf. I drank half a small cup of coffee on Saturday. And I was also helping out with auditions at The Neos, checking people in, taking their headshot/resume/writing sample packets, being that perky smiling face, etc. People showed up pale and tremble-y, with gritted-teeth smiles and meticulously bound samples of writing. Their nerves radiated like pure caffeine, and I spent the day feeling as though I’d just consumed four cups of coffee.