If you want to mess with fate, ask for a present. If you want to addle your roommate’s brain, speak without thinking. If you want to remember home, walk through crunchy yellow leaves on a clear blue day. If you want to remember peace, spend the day in bed with a book. If you want to think for yourself, stop listening to people. If you want to relax, your conscience is not a whip and chain. If you are looking for dinner, maybe it’s macaroni and cheese with baked beans, an extra slice of cheddar and some tomato sauce. If you are happy like it is then you’re happy like it is so shut up.