A good day starts like this
1) Waking up: Wake up 1.5 hours late for work.
2) Packing a lunch: Attempt to pour too much chicken soup into your Gladware. Realize it’s too much soup when soup goes everywhere.
3) Heading out the door: Leave house at last. Realize one of your flip-top mittens is missing. Retrace steps up the stairwell and into apartment. Find mitten in the refrigerator on top of the spinach.
4) Getting there: Wait for the bus. Watch as the bus does not stop. Figure you should take train, as another bus will take forever to arrive. Walk two blocks. See a second bus breeze right by.