If anyone would like to take a fun, free roadtrip on Sept. 17 from D.C. to Buffalo, e-mail me: lindsay AT lindsaymuscato.com. My grandma will feed you. To all whom I have bothered, badgered and annoyed over the past three weeks about me moving, my many apologies for being a crazy loon. That’s what happens sometimes. Plans have been shifted ’round, so that all I’m going to do is use the good old services of UPS. I truly will be leaving on a jet plane. How appropriate.