“Get. Up. Get up! Go back to where you come from!” –crazy Nigerian cab driver to seagull in road
Later, he began to sing under his breath, “I just called to say I love you…” He also took us down a tiny alley the width of the cab. Which was actually from Fairfax, VA and which had a $126 fare run up on the meter. When I brought this up, he asked me if my money was green. Yes, I replied. Yes.