Times I was confused at work today, in chronological order:

-When my boss was walking around wearing only the head of a turtle costume. He then set the head on the cabinet next to my desk. It stared at me.

-When I was looking for the powdered coffee creamer and found the canister stuck in the kitchen window, propping it open, because it was 80 degrees in the office.

-When I heard “DAMN YOU ALL!” from my boss’s office. I thought we’d done something horrible, like crashed some vital system. No. We’d asked him to keep his windows open because of the heat situation. Some bees had flown in.

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