Vibe Sponge

June 2, 2008 at 10:54 am | Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments

I can drink approximately half a small cup of coffee every five hours. More than that, and my heart starts to race, I become easily startled, and I imagine that my pupils dilate like I’m about to turn into Teen Wolf. I drank half a small cup of coffee on Saturday. And I was also helping out with auditions at The Neos, checking people in, taking their headshot/resume/writing sample packets, being that perky smiling face, etc. People showed up pale and tremble-y, with gritted-teeth smiles and meticulously bound samples of writing. Their nerves radiated like pure caffeine, and I spent the day feeling as though I’d just consumed four cups of coffee.

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Ms. Muscato, I probably think about coffee enough to spin you into a caffeinated seizure.

Comment by S-JY— June 2, 2008 #

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So your title made me wonder if you were doing freelance reviews of products for Early to Bed or something. Like this new vibrator that looks just like the contraceptive sponge. A vibrator that you can insert several hours before having sex…or something. Rating, C-, misses the point. Or rather the…okay, I’m done.

Comment by eliina— June 3, 2008 #

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Ha! I ensnared you with my title.

Comment by Lindsay— June 3, 2008 #

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And S-JY; I’m a delicate flower, what can I say?

Comment by Lindsay— June 3, 2008 #

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Remind me to tell you about how I nearly killed myself via caffeine poisoning this spring. Holy shit.

Comment by Paul— June 6, 2008 #

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