Santa?

So, my Secret Santa left me a CD of bad dance music (labeled “Dean’s Special Sauce”) a random-ass limerick, and three puzzle pieces. Like all the other presents, it was signed “Love, Dean”. Um. Santa? Who are you, you shape-shifting vaguely slutty Christmas entity? WHO?

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